WOW GAIZ. It's been a good long while.
Umumumum....goings on to report.
Oh yeah. Here's one.
OK so. Juice made friend: Nick. Friend Nick and Jules were walking to Lake Mansfield for some quality brooding time, and as they passed one the of the dorm lawns in upper campus, there was a deer. And this deer was pretty cool as deer go, so, there we were sitting there watching the deer when it went away. Then Friend Nick and Jules proceeded down the road a few steps to find, *dramatic pause*, some more deer. WHEN SUDDENLY the deer got very upset and one of them made this noise that pretty much embodied a pig with a hernia. So the deer was all HRYYYEEAAHHHH BLEAAAT and Jules and Friend Nick were all WOAH DEER CAN MAKE SOUNDS THAT ARE NOT CHEWING SOUNDS.
So far, I know this story has been a bit unexciting, but it's about to get more interesting because
ENTER A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR.
Like wut. :U There was so just....this enormous bear that came plundering, as bears do, down from another upper-campus dorm, hopefully with a belly full of some heinous people, and it chased after the distressed dear with great luster.
Friend Nick and Jules backed up very slowly, trying to not be seen by the bear that was, at most, about 15 yards away from their very selves.
And then the bear wandered far into the woods, ready to nom some deer, not to be seen again until the next time it's seen.
Like what the actual hell.
As far as Alex and I are doing, we've started calling eachother Julian and Xavier. Juice Squid's computer died in September--hence the lack of posting. BUT NOW THERE IS NEW SEXY BEAST COMPUTER. And the computer and Juice, they are soulmates.
It's been about 2 weeks since my last good night's sleep. I'm thinking it's about time.
Julian out--
Umumumum....goings on to report.
Oh yeah. Here's one.
OK so. Juice made friend: Nick. Friend Nick and Jules were walking to Lake Mansfield for some quality brooding time, and as they passed one the of the dorm lawns in upper campus, there was a deer. And this deer was pretty cool as deer go, so, there we were sitting there watching the deer when it went away. Then Friend Nick and Jules proceeded down the road a few steps to find, *dramatic pause*, some more deer. WHEN SUDDENLY the deer got very upset and one of them made this noise that pretty much embodied a pig with a hernia. So the deer was all HRYYYEEAAHHHH BLEAAAT and Jules and Friend Nick were all WOAH DEER CAN MAKE SOUNDS THAT ARE NOT CHEWING SOUNDS.
So far, I know this story has been a bit unexciting, but it's about to get more interesting because
ENTER A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR.
Like wut. :U There was so just....this enormous bear that came plundering, as bears do, down from another upper-campus dorm, hopefully with a belly full of some heinous people, and it chased after the distressed dear with great luster.
Friend Nick and Jules backed up very slowly, trying to not be seen by the bear that was, at most, about 15 yards away from their very selves.
And then the bear wandered far into the woods, ready to nom some deer, not to be seen again until the next time it's seen.
Like what the actual hell.
As far as Alex and I are doing, we've started calling eachother Julian and Xavier. Juice Squid's computer died in September--hence the lack of posting. BUT NOW THERE IS NEW SEXY BEAST COMPUTER. And the computer and Juice, they are soulmates.
It's been about 2 weeks since my last good night's sleep. I'm thinking it's about time.
Julian out--
OMMG MY BABY WAS THREATENED BY A BEAR COME HOME AT ONCE love, mom
ReplyDeleteI don't know, I think the bear had a narrow escape from ferocious Jules and friend Nick. Lucky bear!
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