College Moments

SO Alex and Jules were sitting in a little corner when they observed this.

Bio productivity.

Some onion epidural cells and their incredible journey through a college bio lab.

And yes, this is a real lab, and I did turn it in.

2 am

We dyed our hair.

Dorm Life...

If you are offended by explicitness, don't read this.

Statistics, And How Drawing Can Sabotage An Otherwise Dull And Pointless Class

The class was going pretty well until Monday, when Alex and Jules lost their shit.

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

I shit on all that you love.

Squids

This is what I did instead of my stat lab. Time well spent. -Alex

A comparison

Shakespeare's romantic, lyrical tongue versus the melodious idioms of The Squidhackers.

Reaction to Removal of Duct Tape

I can't.... Even.... Just.....just.....

All Good Things Must Come to an End. However, Bad Things Feel No Such Obligation to Adhere to Such Social Constructions

So it seems that I have yet to contribute anything to this blog.....

The duct tape of shame.

Shameful duct tape. Is there anything more?

Ice Cream and a Bitter Old Lady

Every single day

The Nose of Great Assholery

Sometimes, my nose bleeds for concerning periods of time.

First Post!

First post ever.....Ok! here's what's gonna happen. Ready? 8D

We're going to tell you how this site will be run. Some posts will be by Jules, and others will be by Alex(the administrators of this whole operation.) We met the day we moved in together, kind of a Sherlock and John situation, except we don't have live in a flat and we don't shag each other when no one is watching.

No. We, like total champions, live in dorms because Freshmen aren't allowed to live off campus. Trust us, if we could live in a tent, off campus somewhere, we totally would... Yup. It's a pretty heinous life, actually. We're both really anti-social, and while we do really like each other, we don't really like anyone else. Thus suddenly living with lots of everyone forever is not a happy thing. Sure, there's our friends that we galloped away from, but here in the new, vast, and bold land of college...Whelp! There are a few pretty tolerable people here, and that's about it so far. 8|

We will now regale you with glorious tales of this thing called "College." Prepare to be regaled.

Here, have a really pretty picture drawn by Jules.